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I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks now.

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Many years ago, I heard a creeking noise coming from my closet and when I opened the door to peek inside, I screamed in horror when I saw a pale woman with long wet hair staring back at me.

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I made a deal with the Devil, my soul in exchange for 10 more years of life

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I recently adopted an ex-police dog who was trained to only ever bark when he smelled a cadaver.

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No matter how loudly I screamed that I was still in here, nobody seemed to hear me.

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I threw an a amazing party with circus performers, lions, tigers, fireworks and I even hired Neil deGrasse mutha fuckin’ Tyson as a key note speaker just so I could kill my wife with witnesses and not get caught.

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Sergeant Smith– or “Sarge” to the kids – crumpled up the divorce papers on the kitchen table, finished his coffee and reported to the school for security duty.

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With the development of lab grown meat it finally became possible to ethically consume human meat.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks now.	260
Many years ago, I heard a creeking noise coming from my closet and when I opened the door to peek inside, I screamed in horror when I saw a pale woman with long wet hair staring back at me.	259
I made a deal with the Devil, my soul in exchange for 10 more years of life	259
I recently adopted an ex-police dog who was trained to only ever bark when he smelled a cadaver.	258
[ Removed by Reddit ]	258
No matter how loudly I screamed that I was still in here, nobody seemed to hear me.	257
I threw an a amazing party with circus performers, lions, tigers, fireworks and I even hired Neil deGrasse mutha fuckin’ Tyson as a key note speaker just so I could kill my wife with witnesses and not get caught.	257
[deleted by user]	257
Sergeant Smith– or “Sarge” to the kids – crumpled up the divorce papers on the kitchen table, finished his coffee and reported to the school for security duty.	256
With the development of lab grown meat it finally became possible to ethically consume human meat.	256